Bite Me.

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home-of-amazons:

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newsgirlgretchen:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

But why is this on a picture of a duck

because ducks are remorseless killers

Well now the police are going to know this trick.

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baddqueens:

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lebritanyarmor:

Clearly. He wasn’t the father.
ayee

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konichiwa-gwan:

Today is my best friend, my mentor, my brother, my father, the person who takes me out when no one wants to be my date birthday!!!! Without him I will be NOTHING. He’s the reason why I’m half the woman I am to today. This is my big brother, most of all he’s my NOTHING because nothing always last FOREVER ♥♥♥♥ Love you & happy birthday 